Lie #2042

43% of people who jump from a flying aircraft without a parachute do not die from a gruesome impact with the ground. However, almost none of those people actually make it to the ground at all. They just seem to disappear into the ether. Most experts agree that these people were likely caught in a heavy air current and pushed to some distant location. However, there's a growing contingent that supports the theory that they simply landed on a cloud and have started a new lives for themselves up in the sky.