Lie #2089

The "heart" on the face of Pluto is not a heart at all. It's the footprint of a gigantic, but young intergalactic traveler who stood atop Pluto, observing our solar system for eons. Leaving in boredom, he kicked the poor little planet (yes, planet) right in its face, removing a substantial amount of mass and completely skewing its orbit.

Pluto: it's not a heart