Pluto: it’s not a heart.
Brush your face!
Your body doesn’t want you to live.
Cats: nature’s musical oppression force.
People with long fingers have never picked their noses.
Lost mail: explained!
Humans are incapable of truly identifying the front of an elephant.
Bears removed their tails before it was cool.
Our teeth evolved from literature.
Bounce houses trap your body and break your spirit.
A dog twitching in its sleep is not dreaming about running.
Department store workers have an incredible dedication to their jobs.
