Where did pasta come from?
There is no adhesive in duct tape.
Porcelain is a pun, not a portmanteau.
Lawns were never meant to be inviting.
On Moth’s Day and Bother’s Day.
On birds and bird feeders… and the fact that they’re not really birds.
You’ve windmills all backwards.
The form, function, and naming of the go-kart.
Sleep is optional.
What your teeth, hair, and nails are really made of.
Fleas can sense your fear… and tell everyone about it.
House slippers are for moving houses.
