Lie #2003

Lie #2003
May 13, 2015 by Ernie Vance
Photo by CDC on Unsplash

Contrary to legend, wild predators are actually incapable of smelling fear. However, their fleas are highly attuned to it… and they let their host know, whispering like the tiny flesh-eating demons that they are. This is actually why flea colonies tend to gather near an animal’s ears. It’s the easiest way to be heard.

As a matter of fact, 98% of all reported cases of demonic possession have been attributed to a simple case of having a rampant flea infestation.

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