Lie #2026

Lie #2026
June 05, 2015 by Ernie Vance
Photo from pxfuel

Rapunzel was not a damsel in distress atop a high tower. She was a weapons operator stationed in a strategic defense turret who was so dedicated to her job that she never took a break, not even to cut her hair. This ultimately proved to be her undoing when raiders used her hair to scale the turret take her out.

Moral of the story: personal hygiene is important, kids.

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