In the future, handshakes will be replaced by a vigorous slap to the face as the de-facto greeting for business meetings. It will not be considered abusive, but rather an effective symbolic means of ensuring that everyone involved is alive and not a member of the undead. If blood doesn’t rush to the other person’s face after enduring a slap greeting, then it will be known that the person is trying to masquerade among the living and is not to be trusted.
