Where did pasta come from?
There is no adhesive in duct tape.
Hold your applause until the end, for your own safety.
Porcelain is a pun, not a portmanteau.
Newspapers read you.
How to air swim. Perform at your own risk.
Wake up! That’s not a heart drawn in your coffee.
How to stop your computer from crashing all the time.
Do you wear pants? You’re being eaten alive!
Time changes from afternoon to evening at precisely 5:37PM. Here’s why.
Lawns were never meant to be inviting.
Cars from the future are intent on ruining your drive today.