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Lie #2148

Lie #2148

23 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Where did pasta come from?

Lie #2147

Lie #2147

22 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

There is no adhesive in duct tape.

Lie #2146

Lie #2146

21 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Hold your applause until the end, for your own safety.

Lie #2145

Lie #2145

20 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Porcelain is a pun, not a portmanteau.

Lie #2144

Lie #2144

19 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Newspapers read you.

Lie #2143

Lie #2143

18 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

How to air swim. Perform at your own risk.

Lie #2142

Lie #2142

17 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Wake up! That’s not a heart drawn in your coffee.

Lie #2141

Lie #2141

16 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

How to stop your computer from crashing all the time.

Lie #2140

Lie #2140

15 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Do you wear pants? You’re being eaten alive!

Lie #2139

Lie #2139

14 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Time changes from afternoon to evening at precisely 5:37PM. Here’s why.

Lie #2138

Lie #2138

13 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Lawns were never meant to be inviting.

Lie #2137

Lie #2137

12 May, 2020 Ernie Vance

Cars from the future are intent on ruining your drive today.

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