Do you have hair conditioner in your shower? You should. It’s required.
Be clean, for the good of the empire!
You have perfect vision? You’re evil.
Your lungs are honking.
Tooth gnomes and the pain that they cause.
Control the future hair patterns of your children using permanent marker.
Maintain your hair. Lose your smarts.
What your teeth, hair, and nails are really made of.
Spontaneously combustible teeth, ignited by brushing.
There are some things that you just can’t do with your face.
House slippers are for moving houses.
