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Lie #2117

Lie #2117

04 Sep, 2015 Ernie Vance

Spinning is dangerous and can cause the unraveling of reality.

Lie #2093

Lie #2093

11 Aug, 2015 Ernie Vance

All children have water-soluble skin.

Lie #2080

Lie #2080

29 Jul, 2015 Ernie Vance

Bounce houses trap your body and break your spirit.

Lie #2067

Lie #2067

16 Jul, 2015 Ernie Vance

Sharpen your cheese by increasing disappointment and despair.

Lie #2050

Lie #2050

29 Jun, 2015 Ernie Vance

The real reason fireworks were invented.

Lie #2010

Lie #2010

20 May, 2015 Ernie Vance

Control the future hair patterns of your children using permanent marker.

Lie #2000

Lie #2000

11 May, 2015 Ernie Vance

House slippers are for moving houses.

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