Lie #2088
06 Aug, 2015
Ernie Vance
Brush your face!
Lie #2046
26 Jun, 2015
Ernie Vance
Every time you brush your teeth, you’re slowly killing yourself.
Lie #2029
08 Jun, 2015
Ernie Vance
Do you have hair conditioner in your shower? You should. It’s required.
Lie #2008
18 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
Maintain your hair. Lose your smarts.
Lie #2005
15 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
Spontaneously combustible teeth, ignited by brushing.
