Lies

You definitely have to do this, unless you don’t.

How to calm a chargin elephant.

Your lungs are honking.

Tooth gnomes and the pain that they cause.

Smelling is eating and that makes you a cannibal.

Criteria for picking the best ink pens

A disturbing fact about chickens.

Control the future hair patterns of your children using permanent marker.

Albert Einstein was a vampire.

Maintain your hair. Lose your smarts.

What your teeth, hair, and nails are really made of.

Calling it a “concrete jungle” was meant to be literal.