Lie #2148
23 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Where did pasta come from?
Lie #2147
22 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
There is no adhesive in duct tape.
Lie #2145
20 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Porcelain is a pun, not a portmanteau.
Lie #2138
13 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Lawns were never meant to be inviting.
Lie #2135
10 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
On Moth’s Day and Bother’s Day.
Lie #2134
09 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
On birds and bird feeders… and the fact that they’re not really birds.
Lie #2056
06 Jul, 2015
Ernie Vance
You’ve windmills all backwards.
Lie #2035
14 Jun, 2015
Ernie Vance
The form, function, and naming of the go-kart.
Lie #2018
28 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
Sleep is optional.
Lie #2007
17 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
What your teeth, hair, and nails are really made of.
Lie #2003
13 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
Fleas can sense your fear… and tell everyone about it.
Lie #2000
11 May, 2015
Ernie Vance
House slippers are for moving houses.
