Lie #2149
24 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Bad breath kills germs.
Lie #2148
23 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Where did pasta come from?
Lie #2147
22 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
There is no adhesive in duct tape.
Lie #2146
21 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Hold your applause until the end, for your own safety.
Lie #2145
20 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Porcelain is a pun, not a portmanteau.
Lie #2144
19 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Newspapers read you.
Lie #2143
18 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
How to air swim. Perform at your own risk.
Lie #2142
17 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Wake up! That’s not a heart drawn in your coffee.
Lie #2141
16 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
How to stop your computer from crashing all the time.
Lie #2140
15 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Do you wear pants? You’re being eaten alive!
Lie #2139
14 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Time changes from afternoon to evening at precisely 5:37PM. Here’s why.
Lie #2138
13 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Lawns were never meant to be inviting.
