Lie #2137
12 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Cars from the future are intent on ruining your drive today.
Lie #2136
11 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
How to quickly circumnavigate the globe on foot.
Lie #2135
10 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
On Moth’s Day and Bother’s Day.
Lie #2134
09 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
On birds and bird feeders… and the fact that they’re not really birds.
Lie #2133
08 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
Do you believe your HVAC system is working? Good. Keep doing that.
Lie #2132
07 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
00101001-Arf!-11001001
Lie #2131
06 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
The tragic history of the notebook.
Lie #2130
05 May, 2020
Ernie Vance
You can purchase synaesthesia from penguins.
Lie #2129
22 Dec, 2015
Ernie Vance
The dangers of bathing.
Lie #2128
16 Dec, 2015
Ernie Vance
This is how language dies.
Lie #2127
10 Dec, 2015
Ernie Vance
The truth about chickens.
Lie #2126
07 Dec, 2015
Ernie Vance
Elves are thieves.
