lies

Bring forth our robotic donkey overlords!

Sleep is time travel and your mind is playing games with you.

Hula hoops and the dance of oppression

Mountains are made of noses and earlobes.

Magicians are assassins.

We are ruled by Frankenstein’s monster.

Your body is afraid of you blowing your nose.

You totally remembered your password and absolutely typed it correctly.

Spinning is dangerous and can cause the unraveling of reality.

Selling hotdogs is just like getting drunk.

Vines are public transit.

Paste as an occupational predictor.