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Do you have hair conditioner in your shower? You should. It’s required.

On flatulence and pleasantness.

The evolution of the peacock.

Be clean, for the good of the empire!

Fire in the pie hole!

Palm reading can literally unlock a treasure within you… or give your hands murderous intent.

How to put life into your camera… literally.

Like most sports, disc golf didn’t start as one.

You have perfect vision? You’re evil.

To the victor goes the spoils, unless it’s candy.

Sometimes the name origin is self-explanitory.

Sleep is optional.